veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via wanderingwithdragons)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

It’d’ve compounded and you’d have maybe $15?

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"So they always put a girl character in movies for someone to fall in love with?"

my 7 year old son (astutely calling attention to the lack of female leads in action and adventure films).

While watching Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz flirt in POTC On Stranger Tides my son asked me “Why is there always romance in every movie?” He had asked the same question last week when we watched Kirsten Dunst and Toby Maguire have their memorable moment in the rain in Spiderman. He’s 7 and not a fan of kissing scenes. I try to explain that many people, especially adults, enjoy romance so it’s a popular thing in movies.

He responds with “So they always put a girl character in for someone to fall in love with?” And I am floored, because I realize the message Hollywood has sent my child is that you only need to include one female character - and it’s not so she can be the hero. If a 7 year old boy can recognize that women in action films are nothing but a plot device it is time for the film industry to admit they have a problem.

(via dederants)

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pearlgrl:

honorarytenenbaum:

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

the show should be just the three of them

I honestly think the show with these three would be amazing

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unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

image

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'American Ninja Warrior': Kacy Catanzaro Is First Woman To Finish Course - Watch

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patrexes:

"You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up genocide. You’ll see a little picture of me there and the caption’ll read ‘over my dead body’!"

patrexes:

"You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up genocide. You’ll see a little picture of me there and the caption’ll read ‘over my dead body’!"

(via stochastic-acrostics)

dimensionsintime:

circular-time:

vigilforgallifrey:

dimensionsintime:

paragonofinternet:

confessionsofacompanion:

:3

“The Time Lords were the Type 4 civilization. We had no equals. We controlled the fundamental forces of the entire universe. Nothing could communicate with us on our level. Most races pray to lesser beings than the Time Lords.”Actually, he is a god. And an alien. I think that’s important to remember…

umm… No equals, huh?








And umm, then there’s this
But you know. He’s a god and has no equal. And all that.

This is why I’ve been liking classic Who for some time now.

That “we had no equals” post simply repeats and doubles down on what the initial post is criticizing: the trend in recent Who to distort the Doctor and Time Lords by equating them with gods.
The classic Doctor was rebelling against the Time Lords for being full of themselves. The fifth Doctor once told his companions that he didn’t use the “Time Lord” moniker for some time after he left Gallifrey because it was overly pompous, and he didn’t want to be associated with what he was rebelling against.
If he thought the “Time Lords” were too full of their own grandiosity, what do you think the classic Doctor would make of that “people pray to us” quote? “Oh, wonderful, as if we weren’t already offending the universe by swanning around as ‘Lords of Time,’ now we’ve promoted ourselves to godhead. I suppose our next step is to join Monarch of the Urbankans in his gross insanity, traveling back to the Big Bang to meet ourselves as The Creator(s). Pardon me if I abstain from this farce.” 
Remember The Face of Evil? The so-named evil in that story was exactly this: treating the Doctor as a god. The Doctor was appalled to find out that he had once screwed up, so that a Cargo Cult type religion grew up in his wake with him being worshipped as a savior-god by one faction and treated as the antichrist by the other. He befriended the one outspoken atheist in that society, and did everything in his power to fix his awful mistake, make amends, and demolish that false religion. He wound up shooting the image of himself in the face to destroy the offensive representation of himself as a god.

Just great! A+ commentary and one of the major reasons I find it so hard to take New Who as being in the same canonical universe as Classic. The characters are totally off!
This improved a lot in Moffat’s Who, but… This is still definitely there.

I don’t recognize the quote above, but I’d like to emphasize the line “Most races pray to lesser beings than the Time Lords." Because humans? We will find ourselves an object of worship, or invent one if it comes to that. And there are plenty of other forces out there—sentient or not, good or neutral or downright evil—capable of filling that role. The Doctor sometimes falls conspicuously short on godlike power and absolute moral standard, but I’d say he stacks up remarkably well against, say, money or power or Sutekh or Akhaten or the Minotaur. The Doctor may be no god in truth, but I think it’s actually in everyone’s best interest if he doesn’t bother denying it and just tries his best to be a good one.

dimensionsintime:

circular-time:

vigilforgallifrey:

dimensionsintime:

paragonofinternet:

confessionsofacompanion:

:3

The Time Lords were the Type 4 civilization. We had no equals. We controlled the fundamental forces of the entire universe. Nothing could communicate with us on our level. Most races pray to lesser beings than the Time Lords.
Actually, he is a god. And an alien. I think that’s important to remember…

umm… No equals, huh?

And umm, then there’s this

But you know. He’s a god and has no equal. And all that.

This is why I’ve been liking classic Who for some time now.

That “we had no equals” post simply repeats and doubles down on what the initial post is criticizing: the trend in recent Who to distort the Doctor and Time Lords by equating them with gods.

The classic Doctor was rebelling against the Time Lords for being full of themselves. The fifth Doctor once told his companions that he didn’t use the “Time Lord” moniker for some time after he left Gallifrey because it was overly pompous, and he didn’t want to be associated with what he was rebelling against.

If he thought the “Time Lords” were too full of their own grandiosity, what do you think the classic Doctor would make of that “people pray to us” quote? “Oh, wonderful, as if we weren’t already offending the universe by swanning around as ‘Lords of Time,’ now we’ve promoted ourselves to godhead. I suppose our next step is to join Monarch of the Urbankans in his gross insanity, traveling back to the Big Bang to meet ourselves as The Creator(s). Pardon me if I abstain from this farce.” 

Remember The Face of Evil? The so-named evil in that story was exactly this: treating the Doctor as a god. The Doctor was appalled to find out that he had once screwed up, so that a Cargo Cult type religion grew up in his wake with him being worshipped as a savior-god by one faction and treated as the antichrist by the other. He befriended the one outspoken atheist in that society, and did everything in his power to fix his awful mistake, make amends, and demolish that false religion. He wound up shooting the image of himself in the face to destroy the offensive representation of himself as a god.

Just great! A+ commentary and one of the major reasons I find it so hard to take New Who as being in the same canonical universe as Classic. The characters are totally off!

This improved a lot in Moffat’s Who, but… This is still definitely there.

I don’t recognize the quote above, but I’d like to emphasize the line “Most races pray to lesser beings than the Time Lords." Because humans? We will find ourselves an object of worship, or invent one if it comes to that. And there are plenty of other forces out there—sentient or not, good or neutral or downright evil—capable of filling that role. The Doctor sometimes falls conspicuously short on godlike power and absolute moral standard, but I’d say he stacks up remarkably well against, say, money or power or Sutekh or Akhaten or the Minotaur. The Doctor may be no god in truth, but I think it’s actually in everyone’s best interest if he doesn’t bother denying it and just tries his best to be a good one.

(via stochastic-acrostics)

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